COM SE DIZ…?

Quando a garota/mulher que você gosta diz: “Vamos ser amigos”

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)." 
"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

Vacilão/Otário

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. 

Your boss is a real douchebag!

Teacher Gustavo