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A Wife Sends Her Husband to a Grocery Store:

"And don't forget to buy the milk, do you hear me?!"
"I hear you..."

"And take the low fat one, don't mix up!"
"Take it easy, I won't..."

"And don't buy wine instead, like you did the last time, do you remember?!"
"Of course I remember..."

"And no beer, like the time before that, understand?!"
"I do, I do...."

"Well, go then!"

... Ten minutes later in the grocery store:

"What did she tell me to buy - was it wine or beer? Oh, well, I'll better take both, just in case."

Teacher Elena Iorga