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Hallo, hallo!

Some funny riddles 4 u!

Which is faster, hot or cold?    

Hot, you can easily catch cold.

Forwards I am heavy .Backwards I am not. What am I?    

ton

What question can you never answer 'yes" to"     

Are you asleep/ dead?

What has teeth but cannot eat?       

A comb

What kind of dog never bites?         

A hot dog

What wears a cap but has no head?           

A bottle

Why is six afraid of seven?  

Because seven eight (ate) nine.

What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day?

Turkey

It is black, but you say it is clean. It is white, but you say it is dirty. What is it? 

Blackboard

Which table doesn't have legs?           

Vegetable

What’s never used until it’s broken?           

Egg

What is the smallest room in the word?           

Mushroom,

Why did I throw the butter out of the window?          

Because I wanted to see the butterfly.

What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?       

An envelope

What is the largest ant in the world?      

Elephant

What start with a "t" ,end with a "t" and is full of "t"?   

teapot

From what number can one take half and leave nothing?          

8

What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but does not talk?   

Clock

How many months have 28 days?    

All 

Teacher Gustavo